Luckily, we don’t mind, because we love us some German schnitzel! Ha!
But let’s talk about the concept here for a minute. Like, what is going on?!
The 39-year-old supermom poses in a
badly photoshopped shimmering ice cave with her hair teased to the heavens.
In one of the pics she is literally lounging on the giant head of a lion.
Well, at least the clothes are cute.
Heidi rocks a sequined Giorgio Armani mini dress, a black & gold Salvatore Ferragamo chiffon number with sheer sleeves, a two-toned print gown by Roberto Cavalli, and a black tulle Gucci dress.
If you ignore the unfortunate background, the overall spread is not so bad; mostly thanks to Heidi posing like a total pro.
Winter is coming, everybody!
[Image via Amica]