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KE$HA Gets Her Romantic And Sexual Needs Met By “Special Friends All Over The World”

Celebrity news has just learned that perpetually single KE$HA usually gets her romantic and sexual needs met by her many special friends all over the world.”


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When she’s not whiling away her loneliness with sex toys and getting off on grabbing strippers, Ke$ha makes up for her lack of a love life by spending time with any one of her large collection of friends with benefits.

Asked if she has any time at all for a romantic relationship, the “Die Young” singer tells The Sun:

“Not at all. Not even a little bit…. But I have special friends all over the world in different cities, so that helps.”

Ke$ha continues:

“I’ll go out for a drink. I’ll take a bubble bath and drink some wine with a cute boy.”

Unsurprisingly, the eccentric pop star is quite happy with playing the field-extensively-and has no plans to get married and start a family anytime soon. She says:

“It’s not really in my foreseeable future. All I’m concerned about is going on the most kickass world tour in the world. That’s what I want to do.”

But just in case she does find the man she wants to settle down with, you can be sure the dude won’t be some generic Hollywood hottie. Ke$ha‘s type is much, much more specific-and non-Hollywood-friendly-than that. She reveals:

“There aren’t celebrities that I necessarily have a thing for… I’m into metal dudes with long hair, big beards, motorcycles, that love heavy metal.”

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