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Gwen Stefani + Penguins = Our Most Adorable Caption Contest Ever?

I do not profess to be a math wizard, but that equation seems solid. Just kidding, I am most definitely a math wizard. Love math? CHECK! Love wizarding? CHECK! Math. Wizard.

What kind of a wizard are you? A Gwen Stefani wizard? A gyro wizard, perhaps? Splenda wizard? Maybe a steering wheel cover wizard? Oh, no, I know… you’re a caption contest wizard! Look at all this magic:

“That ain’t no hollaback penguin?!” – Corina

“Watch me pull her wig off!”- Elle

“Ladies, please avert your eyes … ’cause I’ve been known to hypnotize.” – Melissa

“what the hell happened on the latest NO DOUBT album. You ruined my favorite band!” – Eric

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

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Riddle Me This: What’s More Entertaining Than Everything About Sofia Vergara?

Q: What’s more entertaining than everything about Sofia Vergara?

A: Nothing Today’s winning captions!

“Uh oh, this fem-bot needs some rewiring!” – Andria

“Are you staring at my boobs Jay?” – Clara

“And I was like, No you didnt girl !!!!!!!!! Shut the front door” – Alice

“What? Of course they’re real!!!!” – Nancy

“jesssssssss, english is my second language, can you belieeeeeeeeebe-et?” – Suzie

“Errrp, shouldnt have eaten tht burger earlier” – Lisa

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

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It’s Good to Know at Least One Person Thinks Seeing Katie Holmes on the Street Is Exciting

Katie Holmes Looks Casual Whilst Out in NYC

Here is a list of celebrities I have seen on the streets of New York since I moved here nine months ago:

One of the Jonas Brothers? Maybe Thomas? Is that a thing?

And that’s it. For a hot minute, I was desperate to spot Amanda Bynes, but that never panned out. I recently heard that Rose “Ellen Parsons” Byrne lives in a neighborhood that I frequently hang out in, so fingers crossed for that chance encounter. Anyway, what I am saying is that seeing Katie Holmes on the streets of New York would, for me, be pretty exciting, so I understand what the guy in the background of this photo is going through. And speaking of exciting, it’s time to reveal today’s winning captions!

“There’s no couch to jump on; but katie still makes guys go crazy.” – Samantha

“Wow, this is the best day ever. First, I got mistaken for Chris Tucker. Now I’m in a pic with Katie Holmes!” – Ben

“Photo Bombing Katie Holmes ya’ll” – Laura

“Oh my god im in the pic with Katie Holmes and im going to be famous now!! YAY.” – Beth

“Heyyyyy Girllllllll!!!!!” – Joshua

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

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Please Enjoy This Photo of Joseph Gordon-Levitt Holding a Kitten (and Today’s Winning Captions)

We’ve had some great Caption Contest photos in the past, but let’s be real here: this photo of Joseph Gordon-Levitt stealing holding an itty-bitty kitty is probably our finest ever. So, enjoy that, folks. You’re very welcome. (FYI, this is me right now.) Please also enjoy today’s equally fine winning captions.

“No one puts kitty in a corner…NO ONE!!” – Tara

“Real men love pussy-cats….” – Karen

“Must protect the new Batman” – Blue

“i shud of put the cat down before i sat on the toilet” – Jade

“10 Things I LOVE about this…” – Bekki

“Oh your kitten is missing? No I haven’t seen her.” – Nicole

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday!

Image Source: Out Magazine

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Thinking Great Thoughts About Zac Efron

TIFF: 'Parkland' Premiere

This photo of Zac Efron thinking got me thinking about how great I think Zac Efron is. He was great on High School Musical, and his most recent role in Surprise Drug Addict was a real star turn, don’t you think? Also, there was that movie where Nicole Kidman peed on him, which was pretty great. Anyway, that’s just what I think about Zac Efron. Speaking of thoughts I think, I think today’s winning captions are pretty great too!

“About high school musical… lol” – Miriam

“Stop calling, I don’t need any more drugs.” – Michelle

“I think… therefore I amfron…” – Murrt

“If I hold this invisible phone to my ear, maybe no one will ask me about my rehab.” – Gretchen

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

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Call the Cops, ‘Cuz Today’s Winning Paris Hilton Captions Are Criminal(ly Good)

Paris Hilton & Nicky Hilton Arriving at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

The good news is that the world shall soon be blessed with new Paris Hilton music (ICYMI), which is amazing because literally every person who ever lived, who currently lives, and who will ever live loved her first album, 2008 s Paris, which featured #1 (in our hearts) hit single, “Stars Are Blind.” She should probably be arrested for how good that album was, because no one is legally allowed to make music that good. In other good news, today’s winning captions are right after the jump.

“is this the only officer they could find” – T’omar

“You were right, they’re taking pictures.” – Maja

“Just calling to tell you i’m hotter, richer and more famous than you, bitch” – Sebastian

” Hi daddy, im on my way to jail. Can you make sure they have my cell cleaned and ready for me ?” – Karen

“Yep…that’s right bitches, I’m strutting my stuff……..with Paris Hilton by my side!!!” – Bijana

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday!

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Dear Caption Contest Winners, Why So Serious… ly Awesome?!

Lady Gaga leaving her hotel

This is a photo of popular musician and entertainer Lady Gaga. In this photo, she is wearing some interesting makeup, which some have likened to Marilyn Manson‘s signature style. Others, like myself, prefer a good The Dark Knight joke. Because those will never get old, just like the Lady’s antics. Hahahaha, are you sick of Gaga yet? Well, too bad, because we’re going to be hearing a lot from her over the next few months. Let’s celebrate that exciting truth with some winning captions, shall we?

“Why so serious?!” – Erika

“Who ate all the skittles?!” – Lauren

“School girl who just got gang banged by crayola” – Feruza

“New ambassador for Ronald Mcdonald Cosmetics” – Jasmin

“oh snap! she must be very kind to let people use her face as a canvas. feel sorry for her” – Adriadna

“Wow she is Marilyn Manson’s twin” – Ismenia

“John Wayne Gacy does drag now?” – Amanda

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

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