Posts Tagged tacky & true

Anderson Cooper’s Dirty Denim Confession!

Looks like Anderson Cooper didn’t inherit the style gene from his fantabulous mother Gloria Vanderbilt.

In a clip from his show Anderson Live, the Silver Fox admits to guest co-host Stacy London of What Not To Wear that his standard daily outfit consists of a pair of jeans and a hoodie, and that he only washes his jeans twice every six months.

EWWWWWW!!!!

Only twice in six months?! There’s probably some type of unidentified mold growing on them by that point!

We hope the stylists on his show insist on putting him in a clean pair of pants every day!

Check out the video (above) to hear the words directly from the horse’s mouth!

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Pizza Hut Perfume Poised To Revolutionize Fragrance Industry

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Ah, the provocative scent of pepperoni and marinara sauce! It can’t be beat!

We’ve always wondered how we could prolong the delicious smell of pizza long after every last slice had been eaten, and as it turns out, we don’t have to wonder anymore!

From the geniuses at Pizza Hut comes an idea to rival both the stuffed crust pizza and the breadstick : pizza-scented perfume!

And right on the heels of the bacon-scented shaving cream!

After Grip Limited, an advertising firm that works for the pizza-making company, asked fans on Facebook to come up with name for a then-hypothetical pizza fragrance, response was so positive that they decided to just go ahead and make the fragrance.

Because obviously rabid Facebook fans always have the best suggestions for a company!

However, in a move that hints there is still hope for mankind, Grip Limited will only make 100 bottles and distribute them to the first Facebook fans that commented.

According to Grip Limited’s managing director Adam Luck, the perfume will smell like “pizza dough with a little bit of seasoning added.”

YUM!

[Image via Pizza Hut Canada]

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Heather Morris Won’t Stop Parking On The Sidewalk Outside Of Her Apartment, And Her Neighbors Are PISSED!

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Okay, we think Heather Morris may be doing some SERIOUS method acting!

Because this is the kind of FOOLISH only Brittany S. Pierce would find acceptable!

The Glee actress is apparently causing all sorts of drama with her neighbors because she won’t stop parking her car on the SIDEWALK in front of their El Lay apartment building, essentially BLOCKING all residents from using the entrance!

Worse yet, she HAS her own parking spot, and yet has STILL accrued at least FIVE parking tickets in the month of August for choosing to ignore that in lieu of the front curb..all because she finds it easier!

Well, we find it pretty EFFING rude! Not to mention illegal and potentially dangerous!

We understand the last thing you want to do after a long day is drive any more than you have to, but C’MON!

What would Lord Tubbington think, gurl?! Get it together!

[Image via Fanpop.]

Tags: apartment building, brittany s. pierce, car, dangerous, glee, heather morris, neighbors, parking tickets, sidewalk, upset

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Onion Names North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un Sexiest Man Of 2012, Dupes Asian Newspapers

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But with his honest face, bright blue eyes, and childlike wonder — can you really blame them?!

Just look at one stud straddling another (above), Kim Jong-un is the spitting image of a young Forest Whitaker!

It almost makes us wish we were born a horse’s saddle!

Whereas editors from China’s People’s Daily & South Korea’s The Korea Times, on the other hand hoof, feel more like a horse’s rear-end!!

Faux news source The Onion named the North Korean leader 2012’s sexiest man alive several weeks ago and those two Asian publications reprinted the article without realizing it was satirical!

The Onion describes their reasons for their decision:

“With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile.”

And that’s all there is to say about that.

Past winners of the paper’s Sexiest Man of the Year title include Bernie Madoff and Ted “the Unabomber” Kaczynski!

A coveted prize, to be sure.

[Image via TV KRT.]

Tags: bernie madoff, china, forest whitaker, highlarious, journalism, kim jong un, north korea, politik, sexiest man alive, sexiest man alive 2012, south korean, the onion, theodore kacynski, wacky tacky and true

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Chord Overstreet Spoofs Brad Pitt’s Wacky Chanel Commercial!

Chord, is that you in there!?

We hardly recognized you beautifully proportioned face underneath all that wild faux facial hair!

You absolutely must ch-ch-check out this HIGHlariously awesome parody of Brad Pitt‘s now infamous Chanel No. 5 commercial (above)!!

Glee star Chord Overstreet goes above and beyond the call of duty in making this knee-slapper and he looks oddly fine doing it!!

Watch your back, Brad!!

Chord does such a convincing impression that Angelina Jolie might mistake his moneyballz for yours without even knowing it, LOLz!!!

Tags: angelina jolie, brad pitt, chanel, chord overstreet, commercials, highlarious, wacky tacky and true

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Check Out Naomi Campbell’s Spaceship Mansion!

No, aliens haven’t invaded Earth. That’s just Naomi Campbell‘s new spaceship mansion!

The 28,524 square foot spalacial home is located in Moscow and built by futuristic architect Zaha Hadid, courtesy of billionaire boyfriend Vladimir Doronin.

Naomi’s out of this world crib features two 65-foot towers that overlook a lush forest, glass panels, high ceilings, and more room than she probably knows what to do with.

The home is still under construction, but it’s never too soon to start thinking about housewarming gifts.

We think a sign that reads “Spaceship Sweet Spaceship” or a doormat that says “Welcome Earthlings!” would be perf!

Check out more pics of Naomi’s extraterrestrial home (below)!

[Images courtesy of DesignBoom.]

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